There's a urinal... outside the girl's toilet door?!

Here is small list of memories I have compiled so far in my little notebook :)

Mind that time...

• Anna and I DIDN'T get lost, and she DIDN'T run out of money?
• All those times we drank wine in the street?
• We walked up and down all those stairs. EVERY DAY.
• The place flooded and the kitchen ceiling fell in?
• We got mice?
• The first time we got the bus, and got lost?
• There was a urinal right outside the door of the girls toilet?
• All the french waiters were rude?
• I met the 1 other Scottish person in Poitiers?
• We went to the uni and it looked like a prison?
• The uni's cafeteria and food were AMAZING! And for only 3 euros :)
• Crazy lady kept shouting at us to be quiet? SHE'S CRAZY!
• Katrin and Irene were really drunk?
• "We'll put the drunk people in the middle"?
• We ate WAY too much pasta?
• I brought too much stuff with me?
• Everyone spoke German and I was all, "Wit?" ?
• The girl that moved in then left after a day?
• When you asked for a coffee you got a tiny little coffee. Not a real one?
• You heard the train all day and night?
• The walls were so thin I could basically here my flatmates breathing?
• I slept till 5pm?
• I thought the rain was actually the sound of the train?
• I got sunburnt?
• Me n Lisa ditched a party an went and got wrecked?
• We had jager in a tube?
• We had the girafe?
• Carola, Mahi and I made fajitas?
• Everyone took a million photos a night?
• I taught everyone some handy Scottish phrases?
• Stephen Morrison AKA SteveMo looked like Michael Gambon? And had a Monty Python dvd on his desk?
• I used Skype, and failed?
• I changed the bins and left the following angry message on the wall?:

a)Who was taught that the floor was a bin?
b) Who doesn't know how to change a bin bag?

• I made a very tasty chow mein?
• I kept failing to tidy my room?
• I randomly fell?
• That old guy was in the picture?
• I was really hungover?
• Vodka caramel shots?
• We went to the bar/club called Havanitas beside est-ouest and people were moshing to Edith Piaf?
• Vine in oil bottles?
• Walking for miles and swearing at the wilderness?
• Creepy French guys?
• Eating chips but really they were fries?
• The dinner party with all the food and a billion people?
• The French supermarkets didn't store their milk in fridges?
• We discovered the H&M and Zara?
• We got shoes for 10 euros?
• The old French man put his hand down his breeks and was all "Can I sit with you girls?" NAW YOU CAN'T MATE.
• We had a grog (a drink, not the spit)?